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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:48 am Reply with quote
Quote: Originally Posted by Quertol Where do you think will happen when You die??? If you ever get to heaven qwerty, I hope you make more sense than you do here!

Guest
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:45 am Reply with quote
A lot of people have a lot of ideas about death and the whole afterlife. Where do you think will happen when You die???


Guest
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:01 am Reply with quote
I Think that the Bible is very plain about the way to heaven. there are alot of diffferent thoughts Baptist, Methodist, Pentecost, Catholic, Lutheren, etc. believe heaven is the resting place for the redeemed. Jehovas Witness believ that when you are dead you are dead like a dog until the second resurrection then only the redeemed will be resurrected to live on a perfect earth... (not my way of thinkin cannot even find it in the Bible but you can in their little "reasonings from the scriptures" book.

I will go to heaven when I die not because of me or my lack of sin but because "the Son of God loved me and gave Himself for me" Jesus gives you eternal life He is the Author of life it is His heaven He makes the rules and He said "No man comes unto the Father but by Me" (the Father is obviously in heaven)...

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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:06 am Reply with quote
is it just me or are all of quertols "questions' or "polls".......loaded!!so to speak!!hehe!!but hey!!we are all here to learn!!his posts are valuble by there very presence!!hehe!!

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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 12:25 pm Reply with quote
Quote: Originally Posted by Quertol A lot of people have a lot of ideas about death and the whole afterlife. Where do you think will happen when You die???
Boy howdy, this is a loaded question.

I believe my soul will be in heaven. I have no preconceived ideas of what heaven could be. There could be mansions and streets of gold, there could be endless vistas of whatever you considered heaven on earth, or there could be massive energy that I go back to or I'll get recycled and come back to earth as someone or something else.

Whatever heaven is, I'll be there.

Namaste'

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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:53 am Reply with quote
Quote: Originally Posted by lexx is it just me or are all of quertols "questions' or "polls".......loaded!!so to speak!!hehe!!but hey!!we are all here to learn!!his posts are valuble by there very presence!!hehe!!
Pretty much they all are, you are right. I used to get somewhat concerned about those answering them, watching to see if they would get pounced on if their opinion or belief did not follow the traditional "bible thumpin' christian belief" system. But people are now allowing other's to have differing beliefs without that being somehow wrong. This is not the place to proselytize.

You look well Lexx. Glad to see it.



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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:33 am Reply with quote
Where will you go when you die?
If it means I don't have to work that day I'll just go to the bar like I always do. Hope this answers your question.
PSB

Guest
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:03 am Reply with quote
LOL. I'll raise a glass to that. Will you be havin' bottle, draft, or mixed? Inquiring minds want to know.

Guest
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:23 am Reply with quote
That's the best idea I've seen so far.
BTW... is there beer in heaven? If not, would it really be heaven?

Guest
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:48 am Reply with quote
Quote: Originally Posted by UserName That's the best idea I've seen so far.
BTW... is there beer in heaven? If not, would it really be heaven?
LOL, I'll tell you what, you can have beer in your heaven. I prefer wine coolers or Margarita's. Beer makes me hiccup.



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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:24 am Reply with quote
Well I've done the survey

http://www.heaventour.org/survey.htm

and unfortunately its not looking too good for me :-


After a careful review of your life, your eternal destiny has been determined!

Monopolized it appears that you will spend eternity in...Hell!!

Monopolized, you are destined to spend an eternity in hell! All that you've hoped and dreamed for, all your life's desires will be burned up in the everlasting lake of fire. God created Hell for the devil and his angels, not for you Monopolized, but you have not followed God's plan for salvation from Hell. Through your pride or ignorance you thought your plan would get you to heaven.

Guest
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:32 am Reply with quote
And the second and logical part to this question....

Why do you believe that???

Guest
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:31 am Reply with quote
Quote: Originally Posted by Quertol Well, it even says that it is for amusement only...

That doesn't mean that it is completely false though...
No just completely bias and predictable. Those who fill everything out in the most logical manner expected by the answers given, whether they are saved or not Quertol will get the message they are going to heaven. No one can take that site seriously.

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Guest
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:53 am Reply with quote
I finished that test, this is the result I got:
Quote: You are destined to spend an eternity in hell! All that you've hoped and dreamed for, all your life's desires will be burned up in the everlasting lake of fire.
Lol I just feel sorry for the people who fall for these scare tactics just because they feel they have done serious sin because they drank alcohol or had premarital sex. Don't worry... Ask the church and they'll tell you that you have only the option of burning in hell, judged by a compassionate God who will rule you to spend billions and billions of years in eternal burning because of what you did when you were young. I just hope you young people out there don't take these tests too seriously, or you might and will get a false picture about christianity.

-Lance

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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:16 am Reply with quote
I just took the test and answered everything the "right" way except "follow Jesus". So guess what? Right! In spite of being squeaky-clean....I too, am GOING TO BURN IN HELL!!!!!

What a riot. ROFLOL.

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